Friday, November 21, 2008

Eating from Elizabeth's perspective

Mom? Mooooooooom? MOOOOOOOOOM?!

I'm HUNGRY!

Right now! Where's the food? Why are we walking to the fridge?

I can see the bottle! I can see it right in your hand!

Why isn't it in my mouth yet? Can't you SEE I'm starving?

Bottle...mouth...yum num num...wait...I'm still mad! You took too long!

Oh...food...num num num num...

Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I'm not asleep! My eyes were closed and I was snoring, but I'm not asleep! Get that back here right now!

Num num num num...num...num....

*snore*